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mongol scout: yeah here are those animals i was talking about
horse: trips on a rock and breaks a leg, dying of shock
horse: runs into somebody, killing them instantly
horse: eats a bird straight out of the air
genghis khan: *through tears* absolutely beautiful. incredible. i want to sit on one and use them to conquer half of the entire world’s known landmass
The creation of a single world comes from a huge number of fragments and chaos. — Hayao Miyazaki
I have a real problem fighting down the impulse to just reach down into the frying pan and flip whatever it is I’m frying over with my bare hands. Like I’ll be fiddling around down there with some fucking spatula or whatever and some part of me will be like “you can just reach down if you’re quick and precise enough. It’ll be fine don’t worry”
Human brain: i’m not putting my hands in the fucking frying pan
Monkey brain: fingers nimble…………. dextrous
(Source: fallingtowers)