I'm a bespectacled octopus, no really.

21. Student of Bath. British. Northern blood. Loves rocks and fossils. Likes Tea and Coffee and a good book. I occasionally make witty comments about the state of things but I mostly don't do that and instead reblog geese.
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~ Monday, September 1 ~
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rachelmakespictures:

I just opened an Etsy shop! I’m pretty new to this so it is a little bare, but I’m open to suggestions if anyone would like to buy other work of mine that isn’t up there right now : ) Likewise if you’d like a print and you live somewhere not listed as a delivery option drop me a message and let me know!

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/RachelSanson


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officialunitedstates:

do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life

This is a question I also have….


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megustamemes:

Japan does pranks right

what kind of prank is this how did they get a fucking dinosaur

alt-j:

megustamemes:

Japan does pranks right

what kind of prank is this how did they get a fucking dinosaur


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4gifs:

Delicious mail. You must eat it.

4gifs:

Delicious mail. You must eat it.


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time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

It’s even better read out loud.

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

It’s even better read out loud.

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perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do


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becausebirds:

So my gifs got captioned. I had to share. Thanks, runl.tumblr


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ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.


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ihavenowallet:

insp.samcannon:


“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 



I reblogged this a while ago and came across it again just now and…isn’t that the wrong way round? Surely if you are water you can control the universe.
Water is life and motion; it drives a path, forces it if it has to, and makes it’s way through unforgiving terrain.
Rock is powerless to stop water from choosing it’s own desired path towards it’s destiny; the sea.
Water has shaped our entire planet, from areas where it is in abundance to areas where there is no water for decades, it shapes the landscapes and the lives within them.

"You can control the Universe. Be the water, not the rock."

ihavenowallet:

insp.samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

I reblogged this a while ago and came across it again just now and…isn’t that the wrong way round? Surely if you are water you can control the universe.

Water is life and motion; it drives a path, forces it if it has to, and makes it’s way through unforgiving terrain.

Rock is powerless to stop water from choosing it’s own desired path towards it’s destiny; the sea.

Water has shaped our entire planet, from areas where it is in abundance to areas where there is no water for decades, it shapes the landscapes and the lives within them.

"You can control the Universe. Be the water, not the rock."

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