There was a ton of things I had to do today but instead I am just sitting around moping about how I have no friends
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
Eeeew that’s really creepy D:
gender is just weird really. i don’t feel comfortable just being one gender cos like why be one when u can be anything u want??? but equally i don’t feel comfortable actually identifying as anything other than a girl so really who knows. gender is weird and am just gonna sit and snapchat people my tits and being a queer lil babe.
I don’t really understand the whole identifying as two genders thing…cus….what’s a gender? Why do you need to be two of them? So you can do boy stuff and girl stuff? But….that doesn’t really make sense cos that really defeats the point….but also why…I just why xD I can’t wrap my head around it I don’t understanddddd
For one of my classes, I’m doing a research project on the effectiveness of sexual education and it would be super helpful if more people could take it. Anyone between the ages of 18 and 30 can take it. It just asks a few questions about your sexual education and then some about sexual experiences, and shouldn’t take too long. Thank you!
Here’s the url:
Though my results might not actually be useful since i am ze british
VAT wtf is that?
doing business with Europe is weird.
What’re you doing with the french museum?
I have a LOT of money coming in soon. And I means lots. For me. Like £2000. To me that is basically saying I won the lottery (it comes from the government if you’re wondering, after them being such cock sucking cunts for the past 4 goddamn months) and it makes almost all my problems go away (all the money I owe friends/family, back dated bills I need to pay, back dated rent I need to pay, over draft etc.) and still gives me a bit of money to give me a little security blanket and to fuck around with!
I am so happy you have no fucking idea. For months now I’ve been shitting myself and getting more and more miserable about the situation I’m in and now getting this money just removes and ton of problems. Now I can focus on trying to get a better job and writing without a horrible cloud over my head.
I think I’m gonna set aside £25-£50 to just buy ridiculous crap that I could never consciously allow myself to buy before purely because it serves no purpose. I’ma have fuuun this christmas :D
And I can totally buy people christmas presents this year too!! It was horrible not being able to afford getting anyone a gift last year, the only thing I could afford was making my grandmother a scarf. My mother bought my uncle a present on my behalf >: It was dreadfuuul! All better now though :D
Oh god I tried to play some music in my browser and now my computer has crawled to a snails pace! I’m sorry computer! I’m sorry I tried to make you do something totally reasonable that all computers should be able to do without issue!
Anonymous asked: did you know male sea otters have been known to rape harbor seal pups, killing them in the process and sometimes keeping the corpses to rape further?
Good thing I’m not a male otter then.
(they also bite the female’s nose in the mating process, often making it bleed, sometimes scarring it. Oh and holding their heads under water)
Males of most species are pretty sucky ._.