some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
Did you never read the books? The Weasleys and their incomprehension of post?
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.
"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….
First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”
But here is what I think you should know.
You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.
You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.
You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).
You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.
In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.
In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”
do you remember what you were wearing?
song that was playing?
who you were talking to?
i have zero memory
why did i pick arcane? no one knows
we all make mistakes as newbies. ://
BOOM BOOM POW SHOTS FIRED AT ARCANE
I THOUGHT THE FEMALE IMPERIAL
POSE WAS WHAT HAPPENED IF YOU BRED AN IMP AND A SPIRAL!! I LEGIT DID!
I was depressed as fuck, alone in London with no money for food and nobody to talk to and I saw somebody reblog something about it on tumblr so I checked it out. Then got addicted to it. But hey, it made me happier!
british people will jump through their own assholes to describe the differences between accents but then refer to Africa like it’s one country.
Only the thick ones.
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
Muggle borns totally fucking with pure bloods just makes my day…
What I don’t understand about this Debra Harrell thing is this: how can a woman leaving her daughter in a well used park in the middle of the day be worse than a boy on his way home from school having to use the power of heavy metal band Megadeath to avoid being eaten by wolves.
Park. Eaten by wolves. Park with lots of people in it. Eaten by wolves. Park with lots of people in it only 6 minutes away from home…..Eaten by wolves.
Stopping drinking American wine is a good start. American (or Californian anyway) is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.