A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
Muggle borns totally fucking with pure bloods just makes my day…
What I don’t understand about this Debra Harrell thing is this: how can a woman leaving her daughter in a well used park in the middle of the day be worse than a boy on his way home from school having to use the power of heavy metal band Megadeath to avoid being eaten by wolves.
Park. Eaten by wolves. Park with lots of people in it. Eaten by wolves. Park with lots of people in it only 6 minutes away from home…..Eaten by wolves.
Stopping drinking American wine is a good start. American (or Californian anyway) is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Finding out some women where panty liners every day, even when they’re not on their period….how much money does that waste, man?
National news in the UK had some great headlines today, all centering around one thing:
The PURGE of the middle aged white man.
I feel like I have no friends anymore. This may be due to the way I feel like I keep friends, my stupid anxiety and lack of self worth or just all in my head but it’s starting to upset me.
If I don’t speak to people at least once a week I just start to drift away from people because I feel like we’re not close anymore, then whenever I see them at the few parties/outings I go to I don’t speak to them very much and feel awkward which probably just makes them feel like I’m ignoring them and makes matters worse.
Blech. I wish I had friends.