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I'm a bespectacled octopus, no really.
21. Student of Bath. British. Northern blood. Loves rocks and fossils. Likes Tea and Coffee and a good book. I occasionally make witty comments about the state of things but I mostly don't do that and instead reblog geese.
Weirdos Weirding
~ Thursday, May 23 ~
~ Wednesday, May 22 ~
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
yikes
Snow White is 12 in the original story. And actually I think Pocahontas was around that age as well. In fact probably all the ones based on fairytale characters (Rapunzel, Aurora, not Tiana as hers is a more edited and changed version) were all waaaay younger.
Also snow white was actually dead and the guy just picked her up and took her back to her castle and the movement of the horse dislodged the apple in her throat. He picked up a dead 12 year old girl and carried her off. And Aurora was raped and gave birth to two children and one of them sucking on her finger removed the prick in her finger and she woke up.
Fairy tales are creepy as fuck man.
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Sometimes I just stare at still images and hope that they move ._.
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Would You Disregard A Girl’s High Body Count If She Pleased You Well?
Nope. Most women I know with high body counts are emotionally damaged and insecure as fuck. Spend more time being her psychotherapist than her man.
Does this count for the men, too?
Wait how many people are out there having sex with serial killers?
wut
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DEDUCE FROM GIRLS WITH “HIGH BODY COUNTS” IS THAT THEY ENJOY SEX WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE
KINDLY GO FUCK YOURSELVES
Is this about murder or???
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~ Monday, May 20 ~
just to let you all know they’re selling pink moomin pyjama leggings in primark
I don’t know how to write the sound of someone breathing really deeply
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CRIES ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING
From this I realise how crazy cartoon character hair is on real people
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On How I Met Your Mother: FUCKING FINALLY!!!!
~ Sunday, May 19 ~
I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but
I’ve been saying this about Nook forever.
Everyone is so quick to make him out as some vicious loanshark but the loan he gives you is completely interest-free and there’s no deadline ever, you can basically never pay it back and he won’t even bug you about it
If anything it’s really more like you’re just buying your next house upgrade, not paying off the one you havePoint is Tom Nook is a chill guy and everyone hates him
No wonder he always wears that look of resignationTom Nook appreciation club.
Poor guy, hes got four+ empty houses just laying around, and hes willing to literally accept a pittance and some day work in exchange just to make sure someones doing upkeep on the place. And to top it off some crook selling stolen furniture and paintings keeps sneaking around. And all the good he did for mabel and sabel- he carried their goods until they were an established shop all by themselves.
I like Nook, dangit. He buys whatevers in my pockets because someone, somewhere, wants two crickets and a random sea-shell.
The thing is he forces you into it. I do not want to add a second floor to my hovel, I like my hovel the way it is, goddammit now I need to buy more things to fill in the new space you’ve added to my hovel!
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~ Friday, May 17 ~
prettygrim replied to your post: I still cannot decide between Wordpress and…
Blogspot.. then we can comment on eachother ; DD
What if I don’t want you to see ._. What if it’s private things? Private things?
I still cannot decide between Wordpress and Blogger for my new blog. This is probably just me trying to put it off really, it shouldn’t be that tough a decision…
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whitemirrors asked: Ooh! Well, good luck and I hope everything works out for you! :)
Thankyou! And good luck to you in any of your future endeavors! GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE!
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clype asked: Your responses to the folk giving me shit about my doctors rant are fab x
It’s a really stupid thing to be giving shit to someone about /: Especially that one saying shut up you aren’t a doctor. Really I just think they don’t understand how the whole doctor medicine thing works in the UK. They keep talking about valium and being weighed for dosages and that never happens in the UK, or only very rarely. I have never been weighed before being given medication except when I was a child.
That and they were just being cunts in general.
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whitemirrors asked: I love Bristol too! How come you'll be moving to Bristol? Aha, but you're originally from up North? A lot of my family are up in Leeds (:
I am from the north yup, near leeds actually! ish…like 2 hours away but I’m not really near anywhere that people recognise xD Moving for work. I have now finished university and am off for greener pasture!! or city streets! either way.
whitemirrors asked: Ah, that's cool! I love Bath, I live about 25 minutes away. The surrounding area's so beautiful :-)
Tis a very pretty place! I live here for Uni, hopefully going to Bristol in a few months :3
Posts that have made me click the 
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we’ve got our meta on tumblr so i wondered about actual academic papers published online. i always thought that...
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ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
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“You are over encumbered and cannot run.”
